• Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
• Parents: Ok, cool.
• Me: Your luggage is outside

• age 15: i want a boyfriend
• age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
• age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
• age 40: pls im desperate
• age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
• age 60: its not funny guys
• age 70: guys

so i saw florence and the machine last night and i swear to god she’s the most beautiful person i have ever seen